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Mine is having the finishing touches applied by skilled Asian craftsman. The parts that make the red ones faster for the U.S. market go on last. Then, it will be carefully loaded in the velvet lined crate, with porthole, and placed on the top deck of a cruise ship where it can get natural light on its journey across the Pacific.

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Mine is having the finishing touches applied by skilled Asian craftsman. The parts that make the red ones faster for the U.S. market go on last. Then, it will be carefully loaded in the velvet lined crate, with porthole, and placed on the top deck of a cruise ship where it can get natural light on its journey across the Pacific.

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Mmmmmm too bad. The black ones are assembled by Taiwanese virgins hidden in a special area of the Yangmingshan National Park. These young ladies have all been trained from birth in the special "go fast" assembly techniques only to be used on the black Groms. Honda started this program over two decades ago so that they would have a large enough work force to produce 2014 Groms. This is one reason production is so limited. Additionally, these young ladies work very limited hours and are treated to constant manicures so as not to develop calluses on their hands so as to avoid the potential for scratching so much as a piston ring with a rough hand. I thought you knew. Sorry, I would have told you to get black.
 

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Mmmmmm too bad. The black ones are assembled by Taiwanese virgins hidden in a special area of the Yangmingshan National Park. These young ladies have all been trained from birth in the special "go fast" assembly techniques only to be used on the black Groms. Honda started this program over two decades ago so that they would have a large enough work force to produce 2014 Groms. This is one reason production is so limited. Additionally, these young ladies work very limited hours and are treated to constant manicures so as not to develop calluses on their hands so as to avoid the potential for scratching so much as a piston ring with a rough hand. I thought you knew. Sorry, I would have told you to get black.
You have been reading too many scooter magazines. The skilled craftsman that are assembling my faster red Grom are actually located in a fortress in Thailand (not Taiwan where your feeble yet no doubt sensuous virgins slaves are reported to be working on inferior black groms) where they constantly train in the martial art of Krabi -krabong as well as the mechanical art of red Grom speed enhancement. Your black one is a counterfiet from Taiwan.

Soon my faster red Grom will be sipping mai tais on the pramenade deck, longing for the moment we are united at the dealership.

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Mmmmmm too bad. The black ones are assembled by Taiwanese virgins hidden in a special area of the Yangmingshan National Park. These young ladies have all been trained from birth in the special "go fast" assembly techniques only to be used on the black Groms. Honda started this program over two decades ago so that they would have a large enough work force to produce 2014 Groms. This is one reason production is so limited. Additionally, these young ladies work very limited hours and are treated to constant manicures so as not to develop calluses on their hands so as to avoid the potential for scratching so much as a piston ring with a rough hand. I thought you knew. Sorry, I would have told you to get black.
Is it wrong that reading this kind of turned me on?
 

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You have been reading too many scooter magazines. The skilled craftsman that are assembling my faster red Grom are actually located in a fortress in Thailand (not Taiwan where your feeble yet no doubt sensuous virgins slaves are reported to be working on inferior black groms) where they constantly train in the martial art of Krabi -krabong as well as the mechanical art of red Grom speed enhancement. Your black one is a counterfiet from Taiwan.

Soon my faster red Grom will be sipping mai tais on the pramenade deck, longing for the moment we are united at the dealership.

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Meah... it is all rider, mine will be faster. LOL

Actually - I'm so slow it is ridiculous.
 

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Actually its a proven fact that black is faster as it absorbs all wavelengths of light in the visible spectrum. Red is reflecting light with wavelengths ranging from 620-750 nanometers (largest in visible spectrum), creating a disturbance in the air directly around the bike and a pocket of lower air pressure which reduces inertia.
 

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Actually its a proven fact that black is faster as it absorbs all wavelengths of light in the visible spectrum. Red is reflecting light with wavelengths ranging from 620-750 nanometers (largest in visible spectrum), creating a disturbance in the air directly around the bike and a pocket of lower air pressure which reduces inertia.

The Doppler Effect a.k.a. Red Shift proves this wrong.


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