Contest time! Grand Prize is a ComposiMo Fender Eliminator Kit!

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NickJ

Discussion Starter · Aug 2, 2013

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The rules are simple guys. Cuz, well, we are simple guys!

Reply to this thread with your own special way of telling us how awesome the HondaGrom.net Forum is! Originality counts!

It can be a poem.

It can be a song.

It can be an essay.

It can be a video of you reciting a poem or playing a song. Or your mother reciting your narrative, poem, or singing your song.

It can be written by your mom, dad, sister, brother, cousin, it just has to be to the right of your user name.

We want to see the best that you have got, and for this, we will decide one week from now, Friday Aug 9th, by 5:00 PM CST, who will be awarded the Grand Prize: a ComposiMo Fabrication Tail Tidy Fender Elimination Kit for the Grom / MSX125

***One submission per member, void where prohibited, proof of purchase will be validated, as will parking, no purchase necessary, enter to win, if erection persists for more than 2 hours seek medical attention, may cause shortness of breath, make it fun, live life, love life!

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Highsider989

· #21 · Aug 5, 2013 (Edited)

From speger:

My plan was for me to sit on top of my girlfriend like a horse and pretend to ride her. Look into the camera and say how amazing and awesome Hondagrom.net is and how it changed my life because it gave me yet another small tiny thing to look forward to riding in my life. And maybe at the end have her look at the camera and make a meow noise or something.

OMG you would not have been pretending to ride her. She's right. Her dignity isn't wort it. Those videos are private. Lol! Please PM me the link.

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gromjohn

· #22 · Aug 5, 2013

Sit in front of computer...Wait for it....Wait for it...Wait for it....Damn still no news about the Grom coming!

CiscoSanJose

· #23 · Aug 6, 2013 (Edited)

Scanning the internet to find new interest a near and a far and what do I see besides Thailand women and night club scene, oh wait back space on the website what is that MSX-125 motorcycle I see. What the HELL is that thing that brings back memories of me and my little put-put lawn mower powered home made scooter.

Ooh I want one of those new Hondas as much as I want those Thailand women. Now my mind is filled up with thoughts will USA get one of those for cost of a trip to Thailand or not.

Let me Google the net for more info on that beast called the MSX-125 oh wait its called the Honda Grom that will invade the shores of the USA. Oh no not another Sneak Attack by the Japanese to replace the Harleys with these Groms to be.

Need more info, but wait Hondagrom.net is here to save the day with info and tidbits of Grom news to see. The net is a chatter with the buzz of yes I'm getting my Grom because I'm first on the list at my Honda dealer in every US state and city and county that I registered to buy one of these.

Now here I wait like a guy on a first date should I buy items before the date has begun. So here I sit by the internet to be and maybe my phone will ring and I hear DEAR SIR your number one on our list now please bring down your money and be quick to pick up your Grom nickwick, Come quick.:wink:

Maybe a little Nick Wick candle will make your Grom motorcycle get here faster

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Highsider989

· #24 · Aug 6, 2013

You sir are a giant nick wick. ^^^^^

rkwfxd

· #25 · Aug 7, 2013

spgehr said:
So... my plan was to make a video but my girlfriend wouldn't go along with me on this one. So let me paint the picture of my video for you. (my girlfriend is 4'11 and weighs 89 lbs. important side note)

My plan was for me to sit on top of my girlfriend like a horse and pretend to ride her. Look into the camera and say how amazing and awesome Hondagrom.net is and how it changed my life because it gave me yet another small tiny thing to look forward to riding in my life. And maybe at the end have her look at the camera and make a meow noise or something. Thats it.

Unfortunately she wouldn't go along with me on this one and said her dignity was worth more then a tidy tail kit (thats debatable, I mean this isn't just any tidy tail, this is a ComposiMo kit after all!!!). So after much pleading and begging to reconsider this is all i have :sad:

Another reason I love this site is because a decent amount of members have a horrible sense of humor like me :big smile:

She could wear a Lone Ranger style mask and we would never know who she is. Dignity saved.

You are welcome.

spgehr

· #26 · Aug 7, 2013

I'm working on still trying to convincing her to do the video with a mask or blurring her face out, it's not working yet. I'll keep working her over, maybe if $1,000 cash is added to the prize she'll do it. Of course I'd have to give her all the cash if I won. But at least I'd have a bad [email protected]* tidy tail!!!

Highsider989

· #27 · Aug 7, 2013

That might be worth a ten dollar ticket. Now back to our regularly scheduled programming.

Hondagrom.net is the shizzle my nizzle.

gromjohn

· #28 · Aug 7, 2013

Row..Row..Row..Your Slow Boat. Gentle By The Sea. Merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a HondaGrom.net dream! Did I win!:wink:

NickJ

Discussion Starter · #29 · Aug 7, 2013

Check out the Tidy Tail Kit Thread and get your creative hats on... We are halfway through the week... The contest will close on Friday, and the winner will be crowned!

Tick Tock, Tick Tock

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69z50

· #30 · Aug 7, 2013

You're in Lancaster... I'm sure there's some underfed Amish girl looking for some extra money. I know they don't do the camera thing, but all of the young Amish people are on TV these days.

Any crack whores in Lancaster?

This needs to come to fruition.

spgehr said:
So... my plan was to make a video but my girlfriend wouldn't go along with me on this one. So let me paint the picture of my video for you. (my girlfriend is 4'11 and weighs 89 lbs. important side note)

My plan was for me to sit on top of my girlfriend like a horse and pretend to ride her. Look into the camera and say how amazing and awesome Hondagrom.net is and how it changed my life because it gave me yet another small tiny thing to look forward to riding in my life. And maybe at the end have her look at the camera and make a meow noise or something. Thats it.

Unfortunately she wouldn't go along with me on this one and said her dignity was worth more then a tidy tail kit (thats debatable, I mean this isn't just any tidy tail, this is a ComposiMo kit after all!!!). So after much pleading and begging to reconsider this is all i have :sad:

Another reason I love this site is because a decent amount of members have a horrible sense of humor like me :big smile:

gromgroom

· #31 · Aug 8, 2013

wwwww

Highsider989

· #32 · Aug 8, 2013

Excuse me but what do Amish crack whores have anything to do with this thread or this fantastic forum? Ok I'll tell you, nothing nada, that's what.

ComposiMo and hondagrom.net are a great match, this is not the place for that kind of trash talk, even though its hilarious.

Now can we have the envelope please.......

Mr. Nice

· #33 · Aug 8, 2013

i remember when i first saw the grom,
i thought man that little thing is the bomb,
this i must see so i hopped on ask jeeves
and was on this freaking site all night long.

when i see it i still get a boner,
hope it fits like a glove, isotoner,
oh i cant wait honda please dont be late,
my girlfriend is really a moaner.

Highsider989

· #34 · Aug 8, 2013

Omg. Lol. ^^^^

SouthernGrom

· #35 · Aug 8, 2013

Mr. Nice said:
i remember when i first saw the grom,
i thought man that little thing is the bomb,
this i must see so i hopped on ask jeeves
and was on this freaking site all night long.

when i see it i still get a boner,
hope it fits like a glove, isotoner,
oh i cant wait honda please dont be late,
my girlfriend is really a moaner.

Hahahaha my roommates are probably wondering what I am laughing at so hard.

Highsider989

· #36 · Aug 8, 2013

SouthernGrom said:
Hahahaha my roommates are probably wondering what I am laughing at so hard.

Come on bro. It's your mom that's laughing.

SouthernGrom

· #37 · Aug 8, 2013

:mad-new:

gromgroom

· #38 · Aug 8, 2013

I'm gonna win this, it ain't no sin this,
I know exactly how I wanna begin this,
I love the TidyTail from Composimo,
So listen here and I will tell you some mo.

HondaGrom.net beams into my home,
and that's exactly why I wrote this poem
It gives me knowledge about the bike,
and it's the very heart of this site that I like

So I'm gonna lay another down,
Mine will be the first Honda Grom in town
And when they see my Grom come cruzin' by,
Then I'll be the owner of every eye.

Shift 1 shift 2 shift 3 and 4,
I bought it at my neighborhood Honda store
I'll be zoomin' up and down my local streets,
Doin' stoppies, wheelies, and other feats.

HondaGrom.net it's got me swingin',
Jumpin' up and down and even singin'
So if you want the site with all the facts,
HondaGrom.net has got your back.

It's got lots of members near and far,
Foreign, domestic, shining stars
Veterans, Honda workers too,
Going out of their way to educate you.

Layin' down one more before I'm done,
HondaGrom.net is number one
It's the best website you'll ever find,
So visit HondaGrom.net online!

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Highsider989

· #39 · Aug 8, 2013

Genuine contender^^^

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SouthernGrom

· #40 · Aug 8, 2013

gromgroom said:
I'm gonna win this, it ain't no sin this,
I know exactly how I wanna begin this,
I love the TidyTail from Composimo,
So listen here and I will tell you some mo.

HondaGrom.net beams into my home,
and that's exactly why I wrote this poem
It gives me knowledge about the bike,
and it's the very heart of this site that I like

So I'm gonna lay another down,
Mine will be the first Honda Grom in town
And when they see my Grom come cruzin' by,
Then I'll be the owner of every eye.

Shift 1 shift 2 shift 3 and 4,
I bought it at my neighborhood Honda store
I'll be zoomin' up and down my local streets,
Doin' stoppies, wheelies, and other feats.

HondaGrom.net it's got me swingin',
Jumpin' up and down and even singin'
So if you want the site with all the facts,
HondaGrom.net has got your back.

It's got lots of members near and far,
Foreign, domestic, shining stars
Veterans, Honda workers too,
Going out of their way to educate you.

Layin' down one more before I'm done,
HondaGrom.net is number one
It's the best website you'll ever find,
So visit HondaGrom.net online!

You have my vote haha DOPE

Sent from the refrigerator using HondaGrom.net mobile app.

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